Quinton Quiz is the love child of Maggie Thatcher, Statto & Roy Cropper from Cori. He may look like an absolute freak, but he knows his onions when it comes to footy.

Brought up on corn beef hash, lettuce and crab sticks his knowledge of the beautiful game is second to none. Quinton can often be found at jumble sales trying to find the other half of his red shoe combo set. He used to play for a top Sunday league team until an extra large belly full of beer kicked in.

Quinton asks you to answer the ten simple questions below to discover which footballer you are most like.